Klause- young boy (around ten to fifteen) who is being subjected to raspberry blowing. Wears blue clothes.
Danielle- young girl (around eleven to sixteen) who wants to blow a raspberry at Klause. She is a bit older than Klause, has a spunky attitude, and wears green or purple clothes.
(Curtains open. There is a chair where Klause sits center stage. Trees, bushes, and a park bench are situated (should be near the back) on the stage, suggesting the feel of a peaceful park. There is a peaceful air about the stage.)
Danielle- (Enters stage left) Hey! You!
Danielle- Yes! I'm going to blow a raspberry at you.
Klause- (Stands) What?!
Danielle- (Very loud) I AM GOING TO BLOW A RASPBERRY AT YOU.
Klause- (Confused) A raspberry?
Danielle- Yes, a raspberry
Klause- Ummmm..... Why?
Danielle- Because I want to.
Klause- Then where's the raspberry?
Danielle- What do you mean?
Klause- (Steps towards Danielle) The raspberry that you're going to blow at me.
Danielle- (Super confused) What?
Klause- (Shouting) English? (Starts to make exaggerated hand gestures) Do you speak English?
Danielle- (Hits him in the back of the head) Of couse I do, you moron!
Klause- Well what about that raspberry?
Danielle- You don't need a raspberry to blow a raspberry!
Klause- Why not?
Danielle- Because this is blowing a raspbery. (Blows raspberry)
Klause- (Realizes what she meant) Oooooohhhhh.... (Realizes what she just did) Why would you do that?!
Danielle- Because I wanted to. (Skips off stage left)
(Klause starts to charge after her and curtain closes)
End of Play