Today, as always, you really pissed me off.
I prayed for your last breath every time I heard you cough.
You're so full of yourself you make Donald Trump look like a saint.
Don't think too hard on that because you'll cause yourself to faint.
I knew you were thinking the minute I smelled smoke.
Those gears were grinding and your cranium broke.
I cringed in agony at your ignorant remarks;
I talked about Albert Einstein and you said you "don't like art."
Your colonoscopy report came in. The doctor said he found your head.
I'd love to smash your skull into your desk until your brains come out your nose.
But all that pain
Would have no gain.
It would end in vain,
For you have no brain.
I went out of my way
To think of you today.
That's when I remembered I had to take out the trash.
Okay, okay. I'll quit with the "roast fest".
I understand people make mistakes.
For example: your parents.
Points: 9
Reviews: 12
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