Pretzel Bun.
You are the only one.
The only bun
That is full of fun.
They are all shallow.
Putting mustard,
Melted cheese,
And crazy sauces
That mar you
And your flavorful
Prestige.
I am loyal.
I will accept
Not only you,
But everything
You are as
The best.
All the rest
Can rest on
Their degraded
And subservient
Servitude.
Every bite kisses
My tongue,
As though they
Have longed for
Consumption
And warm embrace
Of my salivating
Mouth.
Your flavors fall
Down my throat,
Coaxing my gullet
With savory,
Succulent,
All-empowering
Savor.
Pretzel Bun,
You were the only one.
The only bun.
That was full of fun.
And now you’re done.
Oh wait, another one.
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I can totally relate i love pretzels they are so good and people just ruin the experience by putting on mustard, cheese, and other sauces. The Pretzel is your friend he is your life and you should never abandon him because he will never abandon you.
You should eat the Pretzel for what it is not what you want it to be. You should never have to alter your self just to "fit in the group" you should be who you are. Because having just one thing is boring but being diverse makes the world exciting, cause you will never find the same thing everything will be different.
I love this. I love everything about it so this won't be much of a review. This was probably the funniest thing I've read in a long time. It's like a love poem for pretzel buns, and, although I don't like pretzel buns, this showed me that you do. You have to keep pretzel buns close to you. Don't ever let pretzel buns go because they'll never betray you. Pretzel buns needs to stay in your life.
Thanks man. I'm glad you liked it.
Amazing XD