Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Skorpionne
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Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:47 am
Skorpionne says... · Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:47 am
Granted, but they bulge so much they burst.

I wish for a milkshake.
She/they pronouns.
Pex lives.




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Ranger Hawk
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Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:49 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:49 pm
Granted; it has tarantula legs in it.

I wish I wasn't so apathetic.
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psychopaths and mystery writers.
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yombleflobber
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Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:18 am
yombleflobber says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:18 am
Granted, now you're just pathetic. (Sorry, it had to be said)

I wish I felt more normal.
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Justagirl
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Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:53 am
Justagirl says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:53 am
Granted, but now everyone else is weird and so, therefore, you're classified as weird.

I wish I would get some INSPIRATION!! *Sigh*
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

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Pundit
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Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:56 am
Pundit says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:56 am
Granted. You get "inspired" by Suzanne Collins' Hunger Games trilogy, and lose $3,000,000 in a copyright lawsuit.

I wish I had used the pansy on the hippy instead of letting them take it from me.
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yombleflobber
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Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:04 am
yombleflobber says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:04 am
Granted, an alternate universe version of you does. You, on the other hand, continue living your life pansyless and sucky.

I wish I had gumption.
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Justagirl
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Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:37 pm
Justagirl says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:37 pm
Granted but it is only to do things that everyone else is grossed out by...

I wish I had more little drink-umbrellas (:
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

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yombleflobber
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Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:04 pm
yombleflobber says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:04 pm
Granted, but they turn out to be the jellyfish version of vampires and SUCK YOU DRY!!!

I wish you could stake them through the heart with some lunchmeat.
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ilessthan3you
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Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:16 am
ilessthan3you says... · Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:16 am
Granted, but then you have to eat the lunchmeat.

I wish I didn't get in my own way so often.




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Mickixoxo
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Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:56 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:56 pm
Granted, but now everyone else gets in your way.

I wished people didn't stop randomly in the middle of the hallway while I'm in a hurry! >:(
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Jenthura
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Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:35 pm
Jenthura says... · Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:35 pm
Granted, they stop in the middle of the hallway of hospitals as you're being rushed in to the emergency unit with a heart attack.

I wish I could make any statement technically correct.
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yombleflobber
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Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:34 am
yombleflobber says... · Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:34 am
Granted, but people discover your scheme and society shuns you.

I wish I had a time machine so I could go get me some dinosaur meat.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.




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Justagirl
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Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:57 am
Justagirl says... · Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:57 am
Granted but the dinosaur meat poisons you. So, basically, you die.

I wish had more Starbursts XD
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

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noninjaes
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Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:16 am
noninjaes says... · Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:16 am
Granted, but you eat so much that you burst.
I wish I don't exist (not part of the wish-not really but).
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Warrior Princess
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Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:16 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:16 pm
Granted; you are reincarnated as a slug after a few years of not existing.

I wish I could go to Harvard.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.



See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories. Ask for no guarantees, ask for no security.
— Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451