Granted; you accidentally drop the hammer into lava. Sucks for you.
I wish I had my own car and NOTHING bad happened to it.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Granted, but the one you need isn't actually the one you want, forcing you to actually think hard just to accept this as a fact. After that you have to think even harder for the second time just to grasp the tail of that needed/wanted bunny. And then you have to write it out, but that's another wish.
I wish the BBcode things would pop up exactly where and when I wanted them without me having to do so much as raise a finger.
Granted; the donut starts singing beautifully when you're about to eat it, and you are so enthralled you don't notice when it sucks out your soul and leaves your body for the vultures.
I wish to get caught in the rain.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Wish granted, but you get so caught *up* in the rain that you fail to see the stampede of hungry middle schoolers that runs toward you, trample you, and allow their parent's to pick at your lifeless and pale flesh.
