Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted; you accidentally drop the hammer into lava. Sucks for you.

I wish I had my own car and NOTHING bad happened to it.

Granted, it's stolen and you end up going to jail over it.

I wish I still had BhmT

Granted: You get one but you misplace the rest of your stuff.

I wish I could control Kyuketsuki

Granted but they mutiny against you and kill you.

I wish I could get to my meeting on time.

Granted, but it's a meeting of muggers who beat you up and steal your soul.

I wish I had your wallet.

Granted, there's nothing in it except a bomb that reads: 00:00:01

I wish the person after me didn't make a wish.

Granted, but that ruins the game.

I wish it would rain chocolate.

Granted, but you're allergic to chocolate, and you die.

I wish it was summer -.-

Granted, but it's only summer in a small portion of Alaska.

I wish I needed a plot bunny.

Granted, but the one you need isn't actually the one you want, forcing you to actually think hard just to accept this as a fact. After that you have to think even harder for the second time just to grasp the tail of that needed/wanted bunny.
And then you have to write it out, but that's another wish.

I wish the BBcode things would pop up exactly where and when I wanted them without me having to do so much as raise a finger.

Granted, you don't have to raise a finger because you now have none.

I wish I had a donut.

Granted; the donut starts singing beautifully when you're about to eat it, and you are so enthralled you don't notice when it sucks out your soul and leaves your body for the vultures.

I wish to get caught in the rain.

Wish granted, but you get so caught *up* in the rain that you fail to see the stampede of hungry middle schoolers that runs toward you, trample you, and allow their parent's to pick at your lifeless and pale flesh.

Or you can just get run over.. you get to pick...

I wish that I had a burrito right about now....

Granted, but then you get a fighter jet,and it WON'T FIT.

I wish I had a purple love pansy.

Granted, but a hippie steals it.

I wish I had bulging muscles like that bald ufc dude (whatever his name was).