Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but they look the same as all the other underpants you own, so you forget which ones are lucky.

I wish I felt more motivated today.
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Granted, you feel motivated to commit larceny and arson.

I wish I could recognize people that just come up to me out of the blue saying my name.
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Granted, but now you have an abundance of people coming up to you and randomly saying your name for no apparent reason, and then you're there thinking "Hey wait, where did all of these people come from!?" and they. Never. Leave. O.e

;P I wish I could make cool avvies like Jenth <3
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Granted, but then we all suddenly we can all make avvies that awesome, so they are no longer unique.

I wish Canadian TV shows were less lame.
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Granted, but they turn so awesome that your television explodes.

I wish... this cake had less frosting >.<
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Granted. You don't have a cake, you just have frosting in the shape of a cake.

I wish I had an axle.
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Granted: But it appears above your head.

I wish that the sky turned green.
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Granted, but now the sky rains phlegm and goo

I wish I had some rusty spoons for my salad fingers
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"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

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0.o granted but the spoons have no handles, and, um.... You can't hold the spoons. (FAIL. ^_^)

I wish that cats had opposable thumbs :)
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;'( please, my lump, he just needs HUGS <3
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Granted, but you happen to be holding a cup of Cravendale when the Thumbcats pass by, and they mercilessly murder you for the delicious milkness.

I wish I had more time on my hands.
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Granted but now your hands are so full that you have no room to accept the piece of chocolate cake I was going to give you.

I wish deadlines weren't so soon. >.<
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Granted; now you have no deadlines which means no work. So now you're kinda up a creek with a paddle but no boat.

I wish that my brother would grow some desire to be nice to his friends.
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Granted, but now he's overly nice to his friends and everyone thinks it's creepy, so now he's friendless and hangs around you all the time.

I wish I had FOOD!! >.<
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Granted; now a thousand children in a third-world country have no food at all.

I wish I had beautiful light blue eyes.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but they get scooped out by a jealous person.

I wish everyone had some rusty spoons for their salad fingers
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.



Forever is composed of nows.
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