Corrupt a Wish [3]

Snoink · 2011-03-08T23:00:10Z

In Corrupt a Wish, the idea is to corrupt someone's wish. Someone wishes and the next person corrupts it. Ex. 1.) I wish I had a million dollars 2.) Granted but it's conterfeit. And you keep doing this until the end of eternity, or something. I'll start! I wish I didn't have to write lab reports.

Skorpionne

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Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:47 am

Skorpionne says... · Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:47 am

Granted, but they bulge so much they burst.

I wish for a milkshake.

I've learned so much from people who never existed - Unknown

Ranger Hawk

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Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:49 pm

Ranger Hawk says... · Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:49 pm

Granted; it has tarantula legs in it.

I wish I wasn't so apathetic.

There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle

charcoalspacewolfman

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Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:18 am

charcoalspacewolfman says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:18 am

Granted, now you're just pathetic. (Sorry, it had to be said)

I wish I felt more normal.

HMS Tragedy?! We should-we should have known!!!

Justagirl

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Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:53 am

Justagirl says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:53 am

Granted, but now everyone else is weird and so, therefore, you're classified as weird.

I wish I would get some INSPIRATION!! *Sigh*

"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~

Pundit

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Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:56 am

Pundit says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:56 am

Granted. You get "inspired" by Suzanne Collins' Hunger Games trilogy, and lose $3,000,000 in a copyright lawsuit.

I wish I had used the pansy on the hippy instead of letting them take it from me.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell

charcoalspacewolfman

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Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:04 am

charcoalspacewolfman says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:04 am

Granted, an alternate universe version of you does. You, on the other hand, continue living your life pansyless and sucky.

I wish I had gumption.

HMS Tragedy?! We should-we should have known!!!

Justagirl

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Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:37 pm

Justagirl says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:37 pm

Granted but it is only to do things that everyone else is grossed out by...

I wish I had more little drink-umbrellas

"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~

charcoalspacewolfman

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Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:04 pm

charcoalspacewolfman says... · Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:04 pm

Granted, but they turn out to be the jellyfish version of vampires and SUCK YOU DRY!!!

I wish you could stake them through the heart with some lunchmeat.

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ilessthan3you

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Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:16 am

ilessthan3you says... · Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:16 am

Granted, but then you have to eat the lunchmeat.

I wish I didn't get in my own way so often.

Mickixoxo

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Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:56 pm

Mickixoxo says... · Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:56 pm

Granted, but now everyone else gets in your way.

I wished people didn't stop randomly in the middle of the hallway while I'm in a hurry! >:(

If there's a 50/50 chance of getting something wrong go for it anyway because there is also a 50/50 chance of getting it right

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe

Jenthura

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Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:35 pm

Jenthura says... · Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:35 pm

Granted, they stop in the middle of the hallway of hospitals as you're being rushed in to the emergency unit with a heart attack.

I wish I could make any statement technically correct.

-ж-Ж-ж-

charcoalspacewolfman

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:34 am

charcoalspacewolfman says... · Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:34 am

Granted, but people discover your scheme and society shuns you.

I wish I had a time machine so I could go get me some dinosaur meat.

HMS Tragedy?! We should-we should have known!!!

Justagirl

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:57 am

Justagirl says... · Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:57 am

Granted but the dinosaur meat poisons you. So, basically, you die.

I wish had more Starbursts XD

"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~

noninjaes

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:16 am

noninjaes says... · Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:16 am

Granted, but you eat so much that you burst.
I wish I don't exist (not part of the wish-not really but).

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Warrior Princess

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Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:16 pm

Warrior Princess says... · Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:16 pm

Granted; you are reincarnated as a slug after a few years of not existing.

I wish I could go to Harvard.

You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

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