Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but when you do, I ruthlessly corrupt it.

I wish I had enough willpower to be a vegetarian.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but then a huge bug infestation sweeps the world, leaving 97% of the world's edible vegetation unedible. All vegetarians are forced to revert to meat eaters.


I wish I knew who my roommate was going to be next year, and that she is AWESOME!
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

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Granted, but then she dies in a mall shooting. :(

I wish I wasn't addicted to Facebook!
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but you then become addicted to all kinds of other social media. So you're really no better off than when you started.

I wish that I was actually making progress on my book rather than hoping that it will somehow finish itself. DX
The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon. - Robert Cormier

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Granted, but nobody wants to read it when you're done. XD

I wish I could hack the MMORPG I play and give myself 10,000,000 in-game monies.
-ж-Ж-ж-




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Granted, but you are quickly caught and banned from the game for LIFE.

I wish things would stop being so confusing and weird between me and my best guy friend. (I.E. I wish he'd make up his freaking mind.)
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

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Granted, things stop being confusing. So does his heart. He's now a zombie.

I wish my friends would stop moving away.
When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
-Abraham Joshua Heschel




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Granted, you move away...to the other end of the galaxy.

I wish I had friends.
-ж-Ж-ж-




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Granted, but they all move away against their will.

I wish that my sister wasn't having such a bad day :(
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




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Granted, but now you and everyone else in the world is.

I wish I didn't have a head ache.
When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
-Abraham Joshua Heschel




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Granted, but now you have no head.

I wish the holidays would last forever.
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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Granted, but you become a stupid vegetable from no school.

I wish I didn't have to go to swim team in the morning.
Honey, you should see me in a crown.




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Granted but now you get no sleep at night because you must swim from 6pm-3am.

I wish I didn't have to work through the summer.
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




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Granted, but because you didn't work you didn't meet the love of you life, who would have been your co-worker, and you spend the rest of your life alone.

I wish I could go to NYC.
"Half the time the poem writes me." ~Meshugenah




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Granted but you spent all your money going there, you are now begging on the streets for food and money.

I wish the next person who posts in this thread gets 100,000 points.



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