Granted but there's a dead rat in the bottom of your glass.
I wish our exam was postponed to next week.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
Granted, but...well, she already ate it, so you're eating...yeah.
I wish I could remember everything I needed to.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
Granted, but now all the sugars and additives given to make it taste better make you sick.
I wish I had a cat.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
Granted, but it's a cat that smells like bad biscuits.
I wish I didn't have that exam cat and I'm back to having no exams.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
I'll admit the two turtle doves are growing on me, but there are ten birds in this house already and we both know geese are feathered bioweapons of mass destruction. — Silvern