Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted; however, you are awful at conversation and have lost your ability to talk to humans.

I wish I had a million YWS points.

Granted, but then you overload the server with awesomeness and it promptly dies.

I wish that it was Spring already.

Granted; however, it's a freezing cold Spring, virtually worse than Winter.

I wish it was warm Spring already.

(Good wish ) Granted, but then... crap. It messes up the ecosystem's regular pattern and results in international chaos and ecological disaster.


I wish that I could go back to California at will.

Granted; however, California is now in The Czech.

I wish I could skip GE like some people.

Granted, but now you don't speak the language of the country you live in.

I wish that I didn't have have exams.

Granted; however...

...however...

...there is no corruption to that wish.

I wish I didn't have exams, either.

I feel like I just divided by zero.

I wish that... zero was more number-y.

Granted; however, all other numbers are now zero.

I wish I had a pocket-sized John Lennon.

Granted, but then he attacks you in your sleep because he thinks you're keeping him captive.

I wish that Pluto was a planet.

Granted; now all of physics and science is flawed. Congrats. You just broke the universe.

I wish the other planets were planets again.

Granted, but now Pluto is mad at you.

I wish that I could read in my sleep.

Granted; however, you are now just constantly tired from the increased brain activity.

I wish sleep wasn't necessary.

Me too. >.<
Granted, but then... um... the monsters under the bed join up in rebellion at being denied their feed, and go on a Godzilla-like rampage.

I wish that the human eye could perceive more colors.

Granted; however, you now have severe ADD because every color captures your attention.

I wish I wasn't so close to being blind.