Corrupt a Wish 2

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Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:39 am
Button says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:39 am
Granted, but... darn. Now you need big ol' bifocals that cover half your face.

Speaking of which, I wish I could find my glasses.




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Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:40 am
Lumi says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:40 am
Granted; they're broken.

I wish life was a musical.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:43 am
Button says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:43 am
(Best wish EVER) Granted, but now you have to listen to all the tone-deaf people belting it out. :)

I wish that I could sock-skate around the world.




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Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:44 am
Lumi says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:44 am
Granted, but your feet are ridiculously nasty after the trip.

I wish we could teleport already.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


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Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:45 am
Griffinkeeper says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:45 am
Granted, but you wouldn't know where you'd end up.

I wish that the next wish came true.
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:48 am
Button says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:48 am
Granted, but... crap.
It goes horribly wrong.

I wish that I could stay home and finish my book.




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Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:01 am
Lumi says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:01 am
Granted; you lose your education.

I wish I had a grand piano that was light and capable of being carried around.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:08 am
Button says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:08 am
Granted, but it gets squished.

I wish I had root beer. *sigh*




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Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:42 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:42 pm
Granted but there's a dead rat in the bottom of your glass.

I wish our exam was postponed to next week.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:43 pm
Lumi says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:43 pm
Granted, but the professor decides to add onto it in the meantime.

I wish I had that biscuit that Raz ate yesterday.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:47 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:47 pm
Granted, but...well, she already ate it, so you're eating...yeah. :P

I wish I could remember everything I needed to.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:49 pm
Lumi says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:49 pm
Granted, but she just cancelled the exam. (Aren't you just a winner!)

I wish this biscuit tasted better.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Ranger Hawk
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:53 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:53 pm
(Mwahaha! Thankee, sir.)

Granted, but now all the sugars and additives given to make it taste better make you sick.

I wish I had a cat.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:55 pm
Lumi says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:55 pm
Granted; you must first take three of that exam.

I wish I had a non-exam cat. :3
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Ranger Hawk
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:00 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:00 pm
Granted, but it's a cat that smells like bad biscuits.

I wish I didn't have that exam cat and I'm back to having no exams.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle



Perfect kindness acts without thinking of kindness.
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