Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but it's a cat that smells like bad biscuits.

I wish I didn't have that exam cat and I'm back to having no exams.

Granted, but you could choose only one. You ended up choosing to rid yourself of the exam cat. Get to studying.

I wish I could finish this exam catnovel.

Granted, but it's a strange tale of an odd-smelling exam-cat that depresses your readers, and the book sales plummet.

I wish Lumi would stop making me study and take exams.

Granted; however, Lumi becomes your best friend.

I wish Theology Seminar was over already. Gosh.

Granted, but then you must take it again immediately.

I wish that my Comparative Worldviews class wouldn't turn into Ethics this upcoming semester.

Granted, but then all of your other classes turn into Ethics!!!

I wish for 300 dollars that ARE NOT conterfiet!!! (Pssh, no it is not for Aerosmith related reasons! *shifty eyes**cough cough*)

(Oh, and Warrior Princess, Sara's surgery went fine and she'll probably be able to go home on friday!)

(I think I'm okay with that. I like Ethics, just Comparative Worldviews even more)
Granted, but they're Monopoly dollars. Not counterfeit Monopoly dollars though.

I wish that I had an idetic memory.

(Tell Sara I'm happy for her, FF!)

Well, well. Embarrassingly enough, and as expansive as my vocabulary is, I haven't the slightest idea what an "idetic" memory is, making this wish particularly hard to corrupt. Hmmmm.....

Granted, but now you also have skin cancer. O_o

I wish I could go to the rave this Friday with that utterly smoldering guy who asked me.

Granted, but it's cancelled.

I wish I had shoes made of bubble-wrap.

Granted, but when you're trying to quietly sneak away from those guys who broke into your house, all the bubbles pop at once and, well, you're screwed.

I wish I could find more information on the subject I'm trying to write a paper on.

Granted, but it turns out to be in a foreign language that no online translator will recognize.

I wish I had the ability to time-travel.

Granted, but you can only travel ten years back or ten years forward. Faulty time-travel.

I wish I knew every word in the entire English language.

Granted, but everyone now speaks Russian.

Lumi, you never wished for anything. Ok so I'll just make a wish


I wish that I get an A on my 80 words cummulative vocab exam.

Granted, but you get an F on your other exams.

I wish I would get an A on my bio exam (even though I know it's not happening -_- ).