Corrupt a Wish 2

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^^^ (That's cool, FF!)

Granted, but the reason it goes nice and smooth is because you got fired. :(

I wish I didn't have to do this research paper!
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
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Now you have to do two others due the next day.

I wish I never had to sleep.
I have loved the words and I have hated them. I only hope I have made them right.

---The Book Thief---

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Granted, but instead you have to stay locked in a basement! (Sorry. Haha)

I wish my OCD sort thing (I haven't been diagnosed with it but I'm pretty sure that's what it is) didn't make me have a fear that everyone I love will die.
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Granted, but now you have a very bad depression thing where you want to die. Not fun. >.<

I wish I could finish my novels and get them published.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
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Granted; your fanbase is a cult of puppy-eaters.

I wish I could fly. :o
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


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Granted, but now you can't walk or run :(

I wish I could run faster than a cheetah :D
I'm a high functioning sociopath, do your research!
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Granted; that is now all you can do.

I wish for *~world peace~*
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


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Granted, but then the world implodes because with all the peace the world is off balance

I wish I could go vintage shopping!
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Granted, but the stuff you buy is so old it falls apart the moment after you buy it.

I wish to kiss him. ^_^
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With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted; however, your kiss turns him into a rat.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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That seems to be a popular wish. . . . granted, but now you have a ton of time on your hands in which you have absolutely nothing to do.

I wish I could find the constellations we're learning about in astronomy class.
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Granted; however, you no longer remember which constellation is which.

I wish I could surf.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but then all the icebergs melt, ocean levels rise, and you are soon forced to live on your surfboard.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.




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Granted, but because of this you are so awesome your heart stops and you die. Or, since Chuck Norris can't really ever die, you just spend the rest of eternity in a sort of hypersleep.

I wish I had more stars. :P
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With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted-Now you have about a thousand miniature suns floating around in your room, so your house caught on fire and everything in it is destroyed(none of your amily escaped, nor pets.

I wish whoever corrupts this wish dies a horrible death immediately afterward.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell



Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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