Corrupt a Wish 2

Can I . . . like . . . cheat just this one time?

Oh well. I must give my life for the cause.

Granted, but then you die a horrible death too.

I wish Michael Jackson didn't die.

-_-

Granted, but then I come back to life and you die from shock of me being alive again.

I wish to get really close seats to the Aerosmith concert I am GOING to go to this November during their tour.
(I've noticed that a lot of my wishes have to do with them. Haha...No I am not a member of steventyler.com! *shifty eyes*)

(Congratulations!)

Granted, but you get run over by a mob of crazy Aerosmith fans and when Steven Tyler tries to save you, he gets runs over too, so no more Aerosmith>

I wish I was a princess. ^_^

.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................T-T.......................*cries*...........so mean.

Granted, but then Steven Tyler comes back to life (It is impossible for him to die...IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and he dethrones you and he becomes King! Mwahahaha! Yaaaaaaaaaayayayayayay!!!!

I wish I had better friends (this has nothing to do with you guys, I mean my friends at school)

Granted, but then Godzilla EATS them.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt everyone's wishes!

(*cough cough* HE.CAN.NOT.DIE!!!)

Granted, but then you wouldn't be in this forum, meaning we probably wouldn't be partial sort friends. Haha.

I wish Sara's surgery will go good tomorrow...she may not survive, and the surgery may not even work.

Really? REALLY??? You're going to make me corrupt THAT???? Grrrrrrrr.......

Granted, but now you must give your life to save hers.

I wish I was as popular as my brother.

I made you do nothing! You did it on your own accord!

Granted, but it's because you're acting fake and not yourself. (sorry!!!)

(You shouldn't wish to be somthing you're not)


Edit

I wish for some waffles and bacon

I'm saddened by the fact the poster previous to me did not make a new wish to corrupt. I wish this was not true.

Granted, becasue I edited my post, but now you can not corrupt it! Mwahaha! I win!

I wish for some inspiration to write

Granted, but now you have so many ideas buzzing through your head that you can no longer differentiate between fiction and reality.

I wish... that I had a wish.

Granted, but you don't know what to wish for.

I wish I could finish my novel.

Granted, but your computer/notebook sets on fire just after you've finished, but before anybody has a chance to read it

I wish that I was a fire-breathing dragon

Granted, but you're unskilled with your fire-breathing and don't take the time to learn the proper technique they teach in dragonschool. It makes for a veeery crispy Emzie.

I wish I didn't eat that last biscuit... *is nauseous*

Granted, but then you eat three other ones.

I wish that I could talk to animals.