Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but the teacher graded it wrong and you actually got an F.

I wish that I didn't have to be at school at 8, when it's snowy and takes me 45 minutes to get there. =.=

Granted, but now you have to be there at 6. Fail.

I wish this guy I'm sitting next to at the moment wasn't such an epic jerk.

Granted, but now everyone else has his old personality.

I wish that I could sing all the time without straining my voice.

Granted, but then you literally sing the sun out of the sky. And that is only a good thing when it is figurative.

I wish I was Princess Leia!

(Awesome wish! Except that Carrie Fisher had an awful life >.<)
Granted, but then you have to deal with Jabba the Hutt. And he's gross.

I wish that whenever I had a cool idea, a lightbulb would appear over my head. And NOT explode.

Granted, but when you're trying to play hide-and-seek in the dark, you have a great idea, lightbulb appears, and then you're found.

I wish I had a badge.

Granted, but it lacks the fulfillment that you sought.

I wish that my banquet dress wasn't too big. >.<

Granted, but--oh this obvious--now it's much, much too small. As in, a size 0.

I wish this guy who's sitting next to me would stop making fun of me for being a member of a writer's society. >_<

(Hey, you never, I just might fit )

Granted, but now he's a moldy carrot.

I wish that I was a shapeshifter. An awesome one.

Granted; however, you can only shapeshift into animals that are in hunting season at the time.

I wish I had a rifle. >:]

O.O

Granted, but it immediately jams, and then you're overwhelmed by zombie-shapeshifters who don't take kindly to rifles.

I wish that I could have a moose for a pet. A docile one, of course.

Granted; it's dead.

I wish I had a pet shapeshifter. A docile, alive one, of course.

Nooooo!

Granted, but it gets rabies and eats your foot.

I wish that I could have a zombie-friend, like in Shaun of the Dead. But one who wouldn't be able to bite me.

Granted; he has a lisp.

I wish I had a new bass guitar.

Granted, but it's a Daisy Rock, and looks like this: http://bass-guitars.musiciansfriend.com ... sku=513071


I wish that we had real pizza in this country. D: