Corrupt a Wish 2

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Bella
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Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:52 am
Bella says... · Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:52 am
Granted, but he turns out to be a really nasty person who only likes you because he thinks your "sexy as heck" in his words. Then you hate him for being a perv...eww


I wish my teachers didn't treat me like I was an idiot.
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

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Loose
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:30 am
Loose says... · Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:30 am
Granted, but then he starts treating you like a genius and enters you in spelling bee's and all sorts of competitions, and gets you a scholarship to college, and all the stress makes you drop out completely.

I wish I had something cheesy to eat...




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MadHatter
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:44 am
MadHatter says... · Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:44 am
Granted but it's cheesy-ness-stuff makes you become cheese...

I wish I wasn't depressed
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

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Acoustic Sensitivity
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:13 am
Acoustic Sensitivity says... · Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:13 am
Granted but you become gloomy and melancholic instead.

I wish to have a girlfriend who can sing very well and has a beautiful voice.
"Reborn into a shooting star."
-Acoustic Sensitivity




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Loose
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:17 am
Loose says... · Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:17 am
Granted, but then she gets discovered, becomes famous, and leaves you for John Mayer.

I wish I knew where the chocolate was hidden...




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Acoustic Sensitivity
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:16 am
Acoustic Sensitivity says... · Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:16 am
Granted but someone finds the chocolate first.

Then I wish to be John Mayer so I could have the girl. (LOL! John Mayer fan)
"Reborn into a shooting star."
-Acoustic Sensitivity




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Bella
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:51 am
Bella says... · Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:51 am
Granted, but then all the girls turn out to be horribly rotten, and very not nice. And your voice goes out so you can't sing anymore, losing all your fans. Sucks...


I wish I could speak French as fluently as I can currently speak English, while still being able to speak English.
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

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Joeducktape
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:14 am
Joeducktape says... · Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:14 am
Granted, but while conversing with an attractive French boy, you have an accident involving a cognate that gets you yelled at.

I wish I were taller.
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Bella
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:55 am
Bella says... · Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:55 am
Granted, but you get too tall, and everybody's afraid you're going to trample them or squish them. Also, no guys are attracted to you because of your freakishly hugeness.

I wish at least one of my really good wishes came true (this one not included).
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

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exploding_penguin
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:06 am
exploding_penguin says... · Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:06 am
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Granted, but it came true for someone else instead of you.

I wish I wish I was a fish! (ed edd and eddy)
<("<)
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MadHatter
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:52 pm
MadHatter says... · Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:52 pm
Granted but you get eaten by a Grizzly Bear.

I wish I had telekinesis.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

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exploding_penguin
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:32 am
exploding_penguin says... · Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:32 am
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Granted, but you have to give up 20 years of your life for it.

I wish I could stop time.
<("<)
Last edited by exploding_penguin on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Average Joes: Aim low!




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MadHatter
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:56 pm
MadHatter says... · Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:56 pm
Granted but you can't start it again.

I wish Bella would stop hitting me in the head.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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blackstorm
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:47 pm
blackstorm says... · Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:47 pm
Granted, but then she starts to kick you in the kidneys.

I wish that the weather were I live wasn't so sucky.
I like dragons and Koenma and dragons and L and dragons and Arystar Krory and randomness and, oh, did I mention dragons?

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exploding_penguin
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Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:33 pm
exploding_penguin says... · Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:33 pm
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Granted but then you end up moving.

I wish I could decide which three friends of mine to take to my birthday without my other friends being offended.
<("<)
Last edited by exploding_penguin on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Average Joes: Aim low!



The day, which was one of the first of spring, cheered even me by the loveliness of its sunshine and the balminess of the air. I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, revive within me. Half surprised by the novelty of these sensations, I allowed myself to be borne away by them, and forgetting my solitude and deformity, dared to be happy.
— Mary Shelley, Frankenstein