Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but he turns out to be a really nasty person who only likes you because he thinks your "sexy as heck" in his words. Then you hate him for being a perv...eww


I wish my teachers didn't treat me like I was an idiot.

Granted, but then he starts treating you like a genius and enters you in spelling bee's and all sorts of competitions, and gets you a scholarship to college, and all the stress makes you drop out completely.

I wish I had something cheesy to eat...

Granted but it's cheesy-ness-stuff makes you become cheese...

I wish I wasn't depressed

Granted but you become gloomy and melancholic instead.

I wish to have a girlfriend who can sing very well and has a beautiful voice.

Granted, but then she gets discovered, becomes famous, and leaves you for John Mayer.

I wish I knew where the chocolate was hidden...

Granted but someone finds the chocolate first.

Then I wish to be John Mayer so I could have the girl. (LOL! John Mayer fan)

Granted, but then all the girls turn out to be horribly rotten, and very not nice. And your voice goes out so you can't sing anymore, losing all your fans. Sucks...


I wish I could speak French as fluently as I can currently speak English, while still being able to speak English.

Granted, but while conversing with an attractive French boy, you have an accident involving a cognate that gets you yelled at.

I wish I were taller.

Granted, but you get too tall, and everybody's afraid you're going to trample them or squish them. Also, no guys are attracted to you because of your freakishly hugeness.

I wish at least one of my really good wishes came true (this one not included).

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Granted, but it came true for someone else instead of you.

I wish I wish I was a fish! (ed edd and eddy)
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Granted but you get eaten by a Grizzly Bear.

I wish I had telekinesis.

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Granted, but you have to give up 20 years of your life for it.

I wish I could stop time.
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Granted but you can't start it again.

I wish Bella would stop hitting me in the head.

Granted, but then she starts to kick you in the kidneys.

I wish that the weather were I live wasn't so sucky.

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Granted but then you end up moving.

I wish I could decide which three friends of mine to take to my birthday without my other friends being offended.
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