Young Writers Society

Granted, but you never acomplish anything after that.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but it's a sucky life anyway.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

Granted, but the school comes to you instead.

I wish both Kristin Cavalleri and Elisha Cuthbert are my girlfriends.

Granted - but only after they have died - are you a necrophiliac?

I wish I could live forever.

Granted but the whole world and everything in existence dies leaving you all alone for the rest of eternity.

I wish Kristin Cavalleri and Elisha Cuthbert would be my gf and they would be alive. I mean they won't be dead and they would be their actual counterparts in real life.

Granted, but they both commit suicide after one day, leaving you lonely and desolate, but keeping them ALIVE in your heart.

I wish I had longer hair.

Ow come one why do you always make them dead. LOL! Anyway your wish is granted but your hair is only longer on the right part of your head while the other part remains the same.

Okay, I wish for to have the guitar playing skills of Eric Clapton, Santana, John Mayer, BB King, Jimi Hendrix and all the guitar gods. And yes, I could play it in a guitar and with a guitar with me. (LOL!)

Granted, but your guitar breaks and the world suddenly has a shortage of guitars, and in all the chaos of rioting and whatnot, you're left sitting sadly on a streetcorner crying about how you can't play guitar anymore.

I wish that my headphones were indestructable, had perfect sound quality, and aren't evil in any way at all.

Yes, but the cord snaps instantly.

I wish I had more chocolate cake!

granted, but you eat too much, get sick, and never want to eat chocolate ever again!!(Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!)

I wish that I didn't have writers block!!!

Aet Lindling wrote:Yes, but the cord snaps instantly.

Thus... making the indestructable thing... not true...?


Granted, but you have so many ideas, your head explodes. :]

I wish I had some nice, edible, not modly, tasty cheese for my spaghetti.

Wish granted, but the sauce doesn't taste so hot instead.

I wish I knew more about computers.

Wish granted, but the computer crashes because you know even more about itself than it does.

I wish I had a nice cup of warm hot chocolate.

Granted but it burns your tongue and you can't eat/drink anything until the swelling goes down


I wish that I had a horse

Granted, but it kicks you in the face, calls you a bunch of mean names, and then gallops off into the sunset, taking your fruitsnacks with it. You totally set yourself up for that one, friend. -_^

I wish that this Trevor kid liked me, and didn't think I was so lame. And was not obsessed with me or anything creepy like that.