Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted but we kill off your character.

I wish I could get on YWS more.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

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Granted, but you can never get off *giggles*

I wish I was a little better at maths.
I just lost the game.




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Granted but you learn everything and your head blows up *cackles hysterically*

I wish my novel became really famous
We are all Sociopaths: The Prologue

Sociopath: So • ci • o • path noun
1. Someone who believes their behaviour is right.
2. Human.




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granted but then everyone loses interest and won't buy your novel.


I wish i could play the piano better




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Granted but your fingers fall off

I wish my computer would fix itself
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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Granted, but it wonders why you're using it and kills you.

I wish I had a better outlet for stress.
I just lost the game.




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Granted but you die of happyness

I wish I wasn't depressed so much.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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Granted, but now you're never sad and somebody gets annoyed and runs over you.

I wish my Edward lived here...(Edward=soulmate)
I just lost the game.




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Granted but he hates you

I wish I hadn't cut a heart into my arm
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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Granted but you cut it into your forehead.

I wish I could cut the stress out of my life.
I just lost the game.




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Granted, but you lose your will to work and end up dropping out of high school and living with your parents for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to do any work outside of my school building.




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granted, but you live an unsuccessful life

I wish that I wasn't tied down with so many problems in my life
It is better to travel well than to arrive.
-Buddha




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Granted. You now only have two problems, but it still ties you down.

I wish that the Patriots had won the Super Bowl!
[Insert nifty quote here]




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Granted but as soon as they won the world blew up and wouldn't matter anyway.

I wish my gym teacher didn't make us do full school sprints everyday, ten times a day.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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Granted, but you lose the muscle in your legs and can no longer walk.

I wish I got straight As this quarter so I can get a dog(I'm thinking either Husky or German Shepard)



I was flummoxed by fractious Franny's decision to abrogate analgesics for the moribund victims of the recent conflagration. Of course, to display histrionics was discretionary, but I did so anyways, implicating a friend in my drama to make the effect cumulative. I think a misanthrope would have a prosaic appellation, perhaps one related to autonomy and the rejection of anthropocentrism. I think they wouldn't think much of the prominence of watching the coagulation of tea to prognosticate future malevolent events, not even if those events were related to jurisprudence.
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