Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but then those three are your only friends.

I wish the TV remote worked.

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Granted, but someone comes and steals your tv

I wish I had a working X-Box 360
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Granted but you ruin your T.V.

I wish I had more reviews.

Granted but they all tell you you're terrible so you get depressed and quit writing for good.

I wish that I could watch Becoming Jane right now.

Granted, but then the movie is banned and you are whacked over the head so you can't remember anything that happened.

I wish that you couldn't corrupt whatever my next wish turns out to be.

Granted but that wish ruins your life and you kill yourself.

I wish life was simpler, even if that meant giving up my intelligence.

Granted, but your stupidity causes you to run into the middle of a road and get run over by an 18-wheeler.

I wish that I had a servant who does all my homework.

Granted but he does it incorrectly.

I wish life wasn't so complex.

Granted, but now it is boring.


I wish Madhatter would post on Jurassic Park again

Grantecd but I kill of your character

I wish I was ungrounded from the computer

Granted, but now you're grounded from the internet, and all the games on the computer, making the computer virtually useless. Also, they take the monitor away.

I wish I wasn't so confused.

Granted but your confuddled and bamboozeld instead.

I wish my Presidential assingment was magically completed by a monkey that did it correctly, neatly, and perfectly.

Granted, but then the monkey rips it to shreds before you can turn it in.

I wish that I knew "what I want to be when I grow up."

Granted but it's something terrible.

I wish I hadn't broke my CD player.

Granted but now all your CDs are broken.


I wish either Madhatter or rorylegand would post on JP.