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exploding_penguin

About exploding_penguin

I'll post it later, for now just read my introduction thing.
Interests
Video games, sports.
Occupation
Gum scraper


The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties.
— Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians