Corrupt a Wish

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Cade
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:08 am
Cade says... · Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:08 am
Granted, but it has so much sugar your teeth rot, and then you'll wish you'd had some nice milk instead.


I wish I could get tickets to Spamalot for my birthday. Not that the Stieglitz book was bad, but SPAMALOT...*drools*
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Wiggy
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:25 am
Wiggy says... · Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:25 am
Granted, but the tickets are spam itself!

I wish that I could keep resolutions.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

Got YWS?




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luna_the_shiekah
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:52 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:52 am
Granted but now you can't keep promises.

I wish sugar didn't give you cavities.
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.
-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"




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Ofour
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:54 am
Ofour says... · Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:54 am
Granted but your risk of liver failure quadruples with each sweet.

I wish that there was no such thing as money.
ln(-a)=i(pi) + lna




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tinny
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:09 pm
tinny says... · Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:09 pm
Granted, but now you only have apples to trade with. Hurry up, they'll be rotten soon!

I wish it were Friday so I was in Germany
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Chairman
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:54 pm
Chairman says... · Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:54 pm
Granted, but you'll be in a friday in WWII. Try not to be hit by a bomb!

I wish no one could corrupt this wish.




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Myth
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:17 pm
Myth says... · Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:17 pm
Granted. But you spend the rest of your life saying, "I wish no one could corrupt this wish."


I wish I could talk to Fred!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Saga
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:59 pm
Saga says... · Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:59 pm
Granted, but Fred is a horrid conversationalist.

I wish the flu did not exist.
Like a wind I wander
Into a darkened yonder
Like a wind I cry
My own undoing I deny




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Kitkat_1122_
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:34 pm
Kitkat_1122_ says... · Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:34 pm
Granted, but now a more fatal illness takes the place of the flu.


I wish my throat didn't hurt.




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Ravenna
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:08 am
Ravenna says... · Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:08 am
but then it would be gone & you wouldn't be able to breath


i wish it wasn't so cold in here
From falcon's wings thou cometh forth; to streams of fire, bringeth thee.
~Tul rhofal amruun;sarin naur siiir, tegi lyaa.




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Cade
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:00 am
Cade says... · Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:00 am
Granted, but now it's hot.


I wish I had some whipped cream.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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luna_the_shiekah
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:24 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:24 am
Granted but the nozzle won't work.

I wish I could sing,
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.
-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"




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Ofour
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:29 am
Ofour says... · Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:29 am
Granted but now you can't write.

I wish that smarties rained from the sky.
ln(-a)=i(pi) + lna




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Cade
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:06 pm
Cade says... · Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:06 pm
Granted, but I eat all of them.


I wish there was something good on TV.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Shine
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:22 pm
Shine says... · Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:22 pm
Granted but u have to watch it in mute state.

I wish i didn't make someone sad.
"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.



'This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy