Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but now you make him or her very very angry and this person comes after you with a torch and pitchfork, and it's not a pretty picture.


I wish I had a better gluestick...*angrily plasters stuff down with the less-professional-looking tape instead*

Granted, but then someone steals it because of its quality before you can even use it.



I wish that my nails were a millimeter or so longer.

Granted but now your hair is down to your heels.

I wish my favorite web comic would be updated already.

Granted but you don't know how to read....and your house blew up.. and your allergic to cheese...lol


I wish that my wish could not be corrupted muhaha


Lets see a good come back

Granted but only for a couple of hours. (Someone already tried that wish)



I wish I wasn't sick.

i didn't relize that.

well the coruption of that wish is that the genie went on vacation and did not grant your wish

I wish i could get an idea for my book that doesn't stink

Granted, but then right as you start to write your book someone else publishes a book with the same idea and so you can't publish your book or else they will sue you for copying them.

I wish that I could print from my computer.

Granted, but then you print so much paper that you destroy the rain forest!

I wish the Melting Pot wasn't so expensive!

Granted, but now it's so cheap they're all sold out before you get your hands on one.


I wish I didn't have to sign off of YWS now and do mountains of math homework.

Granted, but now you have to do mountians of science homework.

I wish I could beat my writer's block.

Granted but now you have to defeat writer's octagon.

I wish I had a baby griffin.

Granted but it grows up and eats you.

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted but you get sick again later.

I wish my friend didn't live so far away.

Granted, but now he lives next door and never leaves you alone.

I wish I had another video game.

Granted, but your playstation breaks as soon as you try to use it.

I wish I could fly.