Corrupt a Wish

Granted -- but, terribly sorry, Adam - you've got to do mine. ^_~


I wish the first thread of my story weren't cursed to end up in awful tangles

Granted, the end will do so instead.


I wish there was world peace!

granted, but there is devastating war on the moon, and it crashes on australia and many kangaroos die.


I wish there were no apostrophes

Granted, there will be four-hundred and ninety eight letters added to the English language to compensate.

I wish the sky was yellow (all the time).

yes but then because the color the sky is what reflects on water, the water will be yellow too, & it will look like pee. eww

i wish i didn't have to run cross country next year

Granted but you will run cross million states this year.

I wish i was not so tired.

Granted, but now you're so awake your eyes pop out of your head and you severely injure yourself while bouncing off the walls.


I wish I could get a job at a music store.

Granted, but the store under pays you.



I wish I had a cat that was friendly

Granted but she gets picked on by all the mean cats and only has you for friend thusly becoming very clingy.When you try to leave she attacks you and you are forced to be rid of her. The she is hit by a small car and lives the rest of her life brain damaged.

I wish i never ate that candy stick which has made me feel sick.

Oh boy, Adam i get to corrupt your wish!! *rolls up sleeves*

granted. but candy sticks are disguised into evrything you lik eeating , so you feel sick.

i wish i were as tall as Mount Rushmore.

Granted you are so tall now(even taller than Mt.Rushmore) that your head poke of the earth.


I wish i had that ava of Sohini.

Granted, no idea what your talking about so a car will hit you tomorrow.

I wish i never swallowed that paperclip.

granted but you swallowed your shoe.

I wish i had a cat.

Granted, but it's my neighbor's insane calico killing machine and by the end of your first day with the kitty you require fifty-three stitches.


I wish my senior friends weren't graduating.

Granted but now they grow old, forever stuck in high school and YOU end up graduating instead.

I wish I had cranberry soda.