Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but it has so much sugar your teeth rot, and then you'll wish you'd had some nice milk instead.


I wish I could get tickets to Spamalot for my birthday. Not that the Stieglitz book was bad, but SPAMALOT...*drools*
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted, but the tickets are spam itself!

I wish that I could keep resolutions.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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Granted but now you can't keep promises.

I wish sugar didn't give you cavities.
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.

-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"




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Granted but your risk of liver failure quadruples with each sweet.

I wish that there was no such thing as money.
ln(-a)=i(pi) + lna




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Granted, but now you only have apples to trade with. Hurry up, they'll be rotten soon!

I wish it were Friday so I was in Germany
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Granted, but you'll be in a friday in WWII. Try not to be hit by a bomb!

I wish no one could corrupt this wish.




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Granted. But you spend the rest of your life saying, "I wish no one could corrupt this wish."


I wish I could talk to Fred!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Granted, but Fred is a horrid conversationalist.

I wish the flu did not exist.
Like a wind I wander
Into a darkened yonder
Like a wind I cry
My own undoing I deny




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Granted, but now a more fatal illness takes the place of the flu.


I wish my throat didn't hurt.




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but then it would be gone & you wouldn't be able to breath


i wish it wasn't so cold in here
From falcon's wings thou cometh forth; to streams of fire, bringeth thee.
~Tul rhofal amruun;sarin naur siiir, tegi lyaa.




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Granted, but now it's hot.


I wish I had some whipped cream.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted but the nozzle won't work.

I wish I could sing,
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.

-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"




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Granted but now you can't write.

I wish that smarties rained from the sky.
ln(-a)=i(pi) + lna




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Granted, but I eat all of them.


I wish there was something good on TV.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted but u have to watch it in mute state.

I wish i didn't make someone sad.
"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.



What's the point of being a grown-up if you can't be a bit childish sometimes?
— 4th Doctor