Corrupt a Wish

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HeadInTheClouds
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:47 am
HeadInTheClouds says... · Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:47 am
Granted, but once you get it all the pink highlighters will revolt and brutally murder every last green one, then you will once again be stuck with pink.


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Cade
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:25 am
Cade says... · Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:25 am
Granted, but it's all reruns and you get so bored you smash the TV.


I wish Charles Dickens had never lived.
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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:51 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:51 am
Granted but now we don't have The Christmas Carol to enjoy. Thanks.

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Myth
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:29 am
Myth says... · Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:29 am
Granted. But now you have an ear ache.


I wish it would snow tomorrow as well!
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Saphira
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:46 am
Saphira says... · Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:46 am
Granted! but now it snows everyday till the world turns into a giant snow ball that gets thrown at the sun by aliens!

i wish that summer was here so i could go to china




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Cade
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:02 pm
Cade says... · Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:02 pm
Granted, but you have to swim to China. Here's your suit.


I wish I could draw properly.
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Saga
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:26 pm
Saga says... · Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:26 pm
granted, but you are still a horrid artist

I wish I had a wish.
Like a wind I wander
Into a darkened yonder
Like a wind I cry
My own undoing I deny




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Cade
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:08 pm
Cade says... · Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:08 pm
Granted, but no one will grant it.


I wish I had a pet turkey.
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Snoink
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:11 pm
Snoink says... · Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:11 pm
Granted, but it poops on your bed.


I wish I didn't have to go outside in the rain to eat!
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Cade
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:05 am
Cade says... · Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:05 am
Granted, but now you can't eat because it's still raining.


I wish my team could win Monday.
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Saga
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:47 pm
Saga says... · Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:47 pm
Granted, but you are injured in the process.

I wish I had a llama.
Like a wind I wander
Into a darkened yonder
Like a wind I cry
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Cade
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:58 pm
Cade says... · Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:58 pm
Injured, eh? It's the bowling team. :lol:

Anyway, granted, but it's a mean llama that spits.


I wish the sewing machine worked.
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luna_the_shiekah
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:39 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:39 am
Granted but now the electricity has gone out. However if it's mechanical, you've broken your feet so you can no longer push the pedals.

I wish I could start a revolution.
I cannot name this
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just call me shameless.
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Alteran
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:17 am
Alteran says... · Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:17 am
Granted but it is a very bloody revolution in which everyone dies and you are all alone until you die at the age of 268. (With every gone polution stops and life expectancy goes up by a lot.)

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luna_the_shiekah
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:30 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:30 am
Granted but now you fail college and thusly get a low paying job. Darn.

I wish I had a brownie right about now.
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.
-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"



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