Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you get into a fender-bender with some top-secret military helicopters, and you know what happens when random flying writers collide with the government...


I wish bowling sectionals weren't so early in the morning.

Granted, but now they're at 11:59 at night.

I wish Lady Friday would come out already!

Granted but it's not very good.

I wish Royboy's link in his sig was fixed

Granted but now your internet doesn't work.

I wish I could swing dance.

Granted but you swing into a pole and break a hip which later becomes arthritis and you live out your old age in pain. Swing dancing is very dangerous business.

I wish I could finsh this model already!

OOoo, it's you again!!

Granted. but after your model is finished, it finishes you.

i wish i could swim in the Pacific Ocean like a shark

Granted, but then you get tagged by some scientists and they follow you. Eventually, after they cut off your fins, they'll capture you and study you in a glass bottle in some big labratory they've got in the middle of nowhere.

I wish my dad would wake up and take me to get that book...

Granted but after u get the book which u had carelessly picked up from the shop in excitement,u realize that that wasn't the book u wanted to have,so you ask your dad to take u to the bookshop again, but your dad gets busy in some other work and u never get the book.

I wish I didn't get embarrassed.

Granted, but now you're scared of anything electrical, mechanical, or basically anything that moves on its own.

I wish somebody would brun me The Black Parade onto a cd

My wish would to be Bill Gates!!!

You're supposed to currupt the last wish as well.... Anyway!

Granted, but then you go bankrupt and windows loses all its profits to Macintosh, which finds a way to not be crappy when it comes to word processing!

Again, I wish somebody would burn me The Black Parade before next weekend.

Granted, but that person took "burn" a little too literally...


I wish I could go for a bike ride.

Granted, but then on the bike ride your bike brakes down and no one can figure out why.


I wish that my story was a little bit easier to write.

Granted but it now reads like a four-year old's book.


I wish up was down, left was right and circles looked like squares.

Granted, now your head is down and your legs are up,your right hand is at left amd the left hand at right.And ofcourse the balls with which you play are square,so you must be having really fun rolling square balls!



I wish S was N, A was I and Y was K.