Corrupt a Wish

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Ofour
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:49 pm
Ofour says... · Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:49 pm
Grinted INI, but now everkthing in ncrewed up no people go mid ind trk to kill everkone. Thit win i verk bid winh.

I winh thit there were no colourn in the world.
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Shine
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:03 pm
Shine says... · Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:03 pm
Granted,you become colour blind.



i wish i could have a long sleep.
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chuff88
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:11 pm
chuff88 says... · Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:11 pm
easy...

granted, but for 100 years. Your castle, m'lady, is overgrown with rosebushes and brambles, and the prince who comes to rescue you has a weak chin and a horribly irritating voice. Hah, hah. (Sleeping beauty anyone)

I wish all potatoes could swim




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Ofour
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:13 pm
Ofour says... · Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:13 pm
Granted, but now cod cannot and they take to walking on land and invade the whole world!

I wish the Tweenies were dead.
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chuff88
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:18 pm
chuff88 says... · Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:18 pm
granted, but in the wake of their destruction the Teletubbies grow a 5th and 6th member and expand to take their TV slots, greater and more terrible than ever before.

I wish that true love existed in this sad, mad world...




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Royboy
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:17 pm
Royboy says... · Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:17 pm
Granted, but then you're randomly thrown off of this planet and onto another distant one.

I wish the area around our computer wasn't so freaking cluttered
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Cade
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Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:28 am
Cade says... · Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:28 am
Granted, but your homework happened to be part of the clutter, and now it's gone and you have to explain to your teacher that you wished across the internet that the clutter would go away and now your wish has been granted by some random girl in New York and...it's just not a pretty picture.


I wish I could find my book of Robert Frost.
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luna_the_shiekah
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Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:40 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:40 am
Granted but now you can't find your reading glasses.

I wish I could drive.
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Alteran
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Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:50 am
Alteran says... · Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:50 am
Granted into a tree.

I wish I didn't have to drive.
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Ofour
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Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:22 am
Ofour says... · Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:22 am
Granted, you get to stay at home all your life.


I wish computers were cheaper.
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Royboy
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Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:23 pm
Royboy says... · Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:23 pm
Granted. Now they're so bad that people pay you to PLEASE take them off their hands for them.

I wish I knew how to turn my songs into mp3s.
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inkdragon
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:17 am
inkdragon says... · Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:17 am
Granted, but your computer won't transfer them to your mp3 player.

I wish that I had an iPod.
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Alteran
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:33 am
Alteran says... · Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:33 am
Granted but it fries your brains.

I wish my homework would do itself
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Cade
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:41 am
Cade says... · Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:41 am
Granted, but it does itself poorly. Ha, that sounds awfully naughty. Sorry, I have a dirty mind. I blame my friends.


I wish we weren't out of ice cream.
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L
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:55 pm
L says... · Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:55 pm
granted you're back in the ice cream, and you're stuck there now. You may never leave and you'll be so sick of ice cream you'll cry. HAHAHA!
I'm not really evil i just don't like ice cream!


I wish Germany was full of harmless zeppelins (if that's how you spell it. With another e...)
Siggys' suck, I don't know what to say about myself. Doopeydoo...



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