Corrupt a Wish

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Granted but you lose the ownership of all the cats in the world and you lose the title Princess Kat.


I wish there wasn't so much homework to do.
"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.




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Granted, but now that you have no homework, you have to do chores.


I wish I had some ice cream cake.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted but it's melted.

I wish I could go see Lacuna Coil already. April is too far away!
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Granted, but the time machine you got to take you to April took you to April in the year 3007 instead of 2007 and now you're miserable because you can't drive the flying car and Lacuna Coil is long dead.

I wish UB would allow more than one entry and that they would allow entries longer than 25 lines for their stupid poetry contest.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted but your poem doesn't win.

I wish I had more scones.
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-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"




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Granted, but you're unable to eat any.

I wish my conductor wasn't a jerk.




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Granted, but now he's so lax with the orchestra that everyone drops the instruments, runs off, and gets drunk. And then you're in big trouble.

I wish the school would give our litmag enough money to go to New York for three nights and stay in a not-sketchy hotel and take the subway to CSPA.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted, but "terrorists" just happened to be there, and "BOOM!" - The hotel and the subway disappeared.


I wish there was something I could wish for...




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Granted but it's horribly corrupted.

I wish my teacher hadn't forgotten my name today.
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and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.

-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"




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Granted but now you can't remember it!

I wish I was seven years old again...
"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun." -Al Capone




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Granted but you have the mind of your current age so most of the kids think your weird. So you're tease and ostracized because of it.

I wish I could speak German.
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Granted but now you forget what your own language is and German is the only language you know now,so you go to live in Germany,alone.


I wish I was more puntual.
"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.




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Granted! but now everyone else is late so you are always left waiting for hours!

I wish that i could type faster!




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Granted, but only when you're typing gibberish. You're still as slow as ever with English.

I WISH MY CAPSLOCK KEY AND SHIFT KEYS WERE NOT BROKEN.




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Granted, but now they're the only keys that work. Har, har.

I wish I had a green highlighter. Pink sucks.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."



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