Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen

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Thou rank fly-bitten vassal!
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King




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Thou craven spur-galled wagtail!
On earth I long to be like Him




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Thou warped clapper-clawed flax-wench!
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments




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Thou jarring shard-borne harpy!
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


he/him/his




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Thou weedy idle-headed bladder!
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)




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Thou beslubbering onion-eyed pigeon-egg!
Isaiah 40:8 - "The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever."




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Thou frothy plume-plucked haggard!
You either worship something higher than yourself or end up worshiping yourself

Naturally Tipsy ©




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Thou villainous toad-spotted flap-dragon!
a lesbian disaster




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Thou jarring ill-breeding pignut!
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments




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Thou mammering rump-fed clack-dish!
Don't become the thing you hate




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Thou cockered reeling-ripe bum-bailey!

I feel bad for insulting someone
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"tiktok and giving children meth are my passions" ~ @ShadowVyper
"carinas long foretold chaos protege" ~ @veeren
"smol bean, future of chaos" ~ @carina




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Thou frothy fool-born baggage!
You can't blame the writer for what the characters say.
— Truman Capote

Review link below!
Ruby's Reviews

Knight of the Green Room




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Thou gleeking pottle-deep joithead!




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Thou goatish rump-fed death-token!
mage

[ they/them ]

queer and here.




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Thou droning rough-hewn scut!
Someone needs to make Captain Cold a fursona.



I wonder if people felt the freedom in our culture to love louder, if they'd be quicker to say "I miss you" when the absence of someone is felt instead of just thinking it.
— soundofmind