Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen

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I thought this might be a "fun game"

HOW TO PLAY :

1) Use the YWS Shakespearean Insult Generator to generate an insult.

2) Post the first insult generated by the Generator

RULES :

1) Post the first generated insult. Don't reload for another insult, keep it random, keep it fun.

2) Only Shakespearean insults generated by the Generator are allowed. This is not a thread for badmouthing using your favorite expletives.

Hmm, that's pretty much it. I'll be the first one insulted, so gear up kids, I'm all ears.
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Thou gorbellied doghearted clotpole!
if we wait until we're ready
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Thou bootless fen-sucked bum-bailey!

i'm sorry xD
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Thou bootless rump-fed miscreant!
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