Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen

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Thou ruttish ill-nurtured nut-hook!

WHY DID PEOPLE EVER TALK LIKE THIS?! IT IS STUPID!
“Who we are and who we need to be to survive are very different things.”

~Bellamy Blake




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Thou jarring boil-brained bugbear!
@ThatGeekyGirl in thousands of years to come, people will look at words like 'dimwit', 'LOL' and 'OMG' as stupid
Mmm, teatime. I fancy reviews and chips.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx


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@Danni88 Lol, true
“Who we are and who we need to be to survive are very different things.”

~Bellamy Blake




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XD @ThatGeekyGirl
Mmm, teatime. I fancy reviews and chips.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx


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Thou lumpish rough-hewn lout!
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Jesus Rocks, So Roll With Him

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Thou puking ill-breeding canker-blossom!
Just killing time until time kills me.




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Thou jarring rude-growing puttock!
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Thou spleeny fat-kidneyed codpiece!
mage

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queer and here.




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Thou unmuzzled tickle-brained clotpole!
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Thou pribbling dismal-dreaming measle!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Thou churlish doghearted flax-wench!
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thou fawning boil-brained miscreant!
i'm probably listening to taylor swift.
can you tell i love pink?

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(previously harperlouise06 and lulon)




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Thou jarring motley-minded measle!
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Thou currish pox-marked mumble-news!
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Thou venomed crook-pated pigeon-egg!
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