Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen

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Thou villainous earth-vexing apple-john!
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author




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Thou jarring reeling-ripe lout!

what o_o




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Thou roguish ill-nurtured ratsbane!
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author




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Thou fawning dizzy-eyed dewberry!
Previous Username: Toe




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Thou rank swag-bellied moldwarp!
"They think I'm still a child. The fools. Alexander was a child when he ruined his first nation."
—Darrow from the Red Rising trilogy by Pierce Brown<3


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Formerly olsene and Caterpickle




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Thou art a saucy girl!
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."




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Thou paunchy hedge-born measle!




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Thou vain fly-bitten mammet!
I have a license that lets me solve aids - A friend of mine


Here Comes the Birdyyyy ~Poopsie


You gotta have the confidence of a gazelle running through a herd of lions - TK Sharp


I was once Numbers

Now I am Soup




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Thou gorbellied dizzy-eyed miscreant!
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


he/him/his




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Thou dankish fat-kidneyed scut!
Hey! I hope your day's been swell, and if not, there's always time for it to get better. See ya!




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Thou gorbellied crook-pated strumpet!




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Thou ruttish sheep-biting boar-pig!
Hey! I hope your day's been swell, and if not, there's always time for it to get better. See ya!




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Thou fawning milk-livered strumpet!
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)




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Thou bawdy beetle-headed ratsbane!




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Thou tottering fool-born hedge-pig!
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)



Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. Embracing our vulnerabilities is risky but not nearly as dangerous as giving up on love and belonging and joy—the experiences that make us the most vulnerable. Only when we are brave enough to explore the darkness will we discover the infinite power of our light.
— Brené Brown