Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen

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Thou rank fly-bitten vassal!
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King




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Thou craven spur-galled wagtail!
On earth I long to be like Him




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Thou warped clapper-clawed flax-wench!
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments




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Thou jarring shard-borne harpy!
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


he/him/his




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Thou weedy idle-headed bladder!
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)




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Thou beslubbering onion-eyed pigeon-egg!
Isaiah 40:8 - "The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever."




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Thou frothy plume-plucked haggard!
You either worship something higher than yourself or end up worshiping yourself

Naturally Tipsy ©




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Thou villainous toad-spotted flap-dragon!
a lesbian disaster




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Thou jarring ill-breeding pignut!
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments




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Thou mammering rump-fed clack-dish!
Don't become the thing you hate




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Thou cockered reeling-ripe bum-bailey!

I feel bad for insulting someone
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"tiktok and giving children meth are my passions" ~ @ShadowVyper
"carinas long foretold chaos protege" ~ @veeren
"smol bean, future of chaos" ~ @carina




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Thou frothy fool-born baggage!
You can't blame the writer for what the characters say.
— Truman Capote

Review link below!
Ruby's Reviews

Knight of the Green Room




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Thou gleeking pottle-deep joithead!




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Thou goatish rump-fed death-token!
mage

[ they/them ]

queer and here.




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Thou droning rough-hewn scut!
Someone needs to make Captain Cold a fursona.



I AM NOT GOING "FULL COW" ON SOMEBODYYYYYY
— whatchamacallit