Young Writers Society

happy cake day!

Halt, you villains! Unhand that science! -Sir Ambrosius Goldenloin

Because you were lied to does not mean that everything is a lie. Do not take the crimes of those that have manipulated us and put them at the feet of the world. It’s our time to write the story and we’re gonna make the world how we want it.

-Cinderella, to Sleeping Beauty

Some of my favorite quotes from a murder mystery night:

I don’t need any murdering to be done, but thank you for offering, I’ll let you know when I do.

I don’t donate for free.

I got it honestly! And illegally!

We are bonded in crime.

How do we make sense of the soup that is you? -my therapist

…At the end of the day, no matter what the night holds and what secret tragedies might be lurking for us, we can always choose to be kind, and that will always matter.

-Red, OSP

I don’t do psychedelics because I’m already crazy. Who needs DMT if you’re the chosen one?

-CJ the X

In a perfect world, we wouldn’t have to drug our friends to avoid being eaten by sharks, but we live in America in the 2020s and all bets are off.

-Dr. Reagan Ridley

Skullfinger: “You are a mad scientist, are you not?”

Regan: “I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.”

I don’t know if you noticed the earthquake a minute ago, my dear man, but the world appears to be ending. That is an indisputably depressing event.

-Edgard “Breeze” Ladrian

Dude, none of anything that happened here made anything better in any way. -Anonymous

Wetzel: "You're like some f*cked-up Santa Claus."

Aleksandr: "I am like f*cked-up Santa Claus!"

Wetzel: "I know."

Aleksandr: "In my country, we call him the Devil."

Wetzel: "The Devil?"

Aleksandr: "The Devil. He comes every Christmas and he gives us gifts which are wounds."

Wetzel: "This doesn't sound like- I'm pretty sure-"

Aleksandr: "I'm pretty sure it's the same thing."

Wetzel: "I feel like we're talking about different men over here."

Aleksandr: "No."

Wetzel: "So... Jesus's birthday..."

Aleksandr: "Who's Jesus?"

Wetzel: "Okay."

Personally, I find the concept of death very motivating. -Red, OSP

You know you’ve reached rock bottom when you rob a hospital to pay back the loan you owe a child.

Juno: “Is your name actually Big Man?”

Big Man: “We’re not there yet.”

Juno: “We’re not at names?”