Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen

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Thou surly elf-skinned barnacle!
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments




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Thou spongy hasty-witted pigeon-egg!
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives




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Thou vain rough hewn footlicker
Our thing progresses
I call and you come through
Blow all my friendships
To sit in hell with you
But we’re the greatest
They’ll hang us in the Louvre
Down the back, but who cares? Still the Louvre.

- Lorde

In my head I do everything right




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Thou wayward milk-livered malt-worm!
this tender selfmetamorpoiesisi have returned with the swell

What is to give light must endure burning. – Viktor Frankl




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Thou artless onion-eyed moldwarp!
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)




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Wow. I feel insulted. :)
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments




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Thou unmuzzled hedge-born strumpet!

I'm sorry
I'm dying over here, halp ;u;
formerly Sagitta




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Thou warped full-gorged dewberry!




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Thou yeasty unchin-snouted fustilarian!




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Thou infectious idle-headed dewberry!
~You can only grasp what you reach for~




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Thou gorbellied fen-sucked moldwarp!




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Thou mammering dizzy-eyed giglet!




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Thou impertinent rump-fed bugbear!
"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face!"

Courage is not the absence of fear but the strength to conquer it!




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Thou ruttish beetle-headed canker-blossom!
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author




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Thou droning swag-bellied ratsbane!
You can't blame the writer for what the characters say.
— Truman Capote

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