"Kill" the person above you!

You look at all these hilarious deaths written out, and die of laughing so hard.

You fell off a cliff, landed on a trampoline, bounced back up, got shot because you looked like a bird, landed on your feet, broke your legs, then died laughing because you lived.

You died from the horror of not having an avatar!

An axe made of glitter and rainbows sashays down from a sunbeam and impales you in the chest; you die of bloodloss.

I'll use a particularly satisfying death from a short story i'm writing:

Alexis simultaneously drops to one knee and draws her sidearm: a massive, matte black 8 round .50 caliber magnum revolver. she pulls the trigger and the top of your head is vaporized.

You are in such bad health that you are stuck in a hospital bed. The doctors fear you will not make it. After battling with this unknown illness for three years, you are cleared for release. Being a happy man, when you leave, you are excited. You run out the doors of the hospital and SLAM!!! You are hit by a truck and killed.

You died of a lack of meatloaf.

Stitch turns and attacks you. In the end you put him down, but you can't live with the guilt. So you jump from a cliff to end the pain. You miscalculated and lived, but now your are in ICU. (Intensive Care Unit). While there your best friend takes a pillow and suffocates you.

Like your name you end up being a Deadman O.O

You are walking down the street to go get some ice cream when you of nowhere Thor appears and makes you fight Loki with him. When you return from a 30 year war and go to the ice cream shop for some ice cream (finally) you find they closed down, so you swim across the ocean to get some gelatto ( and you make it!). When you arrive however and eat the most wonderful gelatto, you find that you ate the batch that was entended for the Irish mob, which was toxic, and you die from that.

You end up staring at your avatar photo for too long and die from it's cuteness!

Slender an thought you stole his name so he chopped off your arms and legs. You died from blood loss

You become so lost within you're own thoughts that you walk and fall into a hole. After spending several days in said hole, someone arrives and fills it with cement. They never even realized you where there.

Laughing at the unfortunate death of @lostthought, you don't realized the ravine in front of you (how stupid is that), and start tumbling down. The impact to the floor is so hard, you die.

You find yourself going through a nice, successful life as a clownfish, swimming around with your child until the one day the mid-life crisis that plagues all clownfish strikes you; gender change. Conflicted by this sudden loss of self-identity, you go on the long, arduous journey from Australia to Greenland, finding that despite the name, the water temperature is not conducive to meditation over self-meaning. Despite the overwhelming odds, you discover the secret to happiness and enlightenment...right before being caught by a trawler. Later you sautéed in butter and eaten by a zen Buddhist.

After a long fight with Asura you lose and succumb to the madness, and the witches kill you.

(I hope you understand the many references to your avatar and name.)