"Kill" the person above you!

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(no- I bedazzled your face with a sparkle gun- except I forgot to load it wit sparkles- sorry XD)

You were the first infected of the zombie apocalypse- becoming a zombie overlord. Unfortunately, Garden Gnomes don't take kindly to zombie overlords.




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You tried climbing a giraffe and fell on your head.
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You were near said giraffe when it exploded
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You went for a swim and a shark was near by.
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I gave the shark a jet pack, land shark was born. You tried to give it a high five
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You found a princess and tried to save her, but she was being guarded by the cutest dragon in the world. The cuteness of the dragon distracted you and it ate you.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
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A dinosaur appeared and you had a teaparty, after which it became startled by the noise of a stray bullhorn and trampled first your prized china teaset, then your face o.o




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Died of cuteness.
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Slipped on a banana peel.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Got sucked into tv and was never heard of again.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
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Butt landed on a giant concrete cactus.
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Tried sky diving with only a surfboard
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Saw the all the Twilight movies in one sitting.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
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Your favorite anime/manga got canceled permanently. It was in the most suspenseful spot too. You end up jumping from a bridge over a freeway, thus killing yourself. After the producers/writers heard about this, they decided to continue the series.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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(That is just so sad! Gah, I'll never know how it ends!)

You jumped off the bridge after me for the same reason.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
—Ernest Hemingway



You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?
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