"Kill" the person above you!

Of course.
But looking into this anime abyss you get pulled in. Terribly outmatched by death-weapons you are brutally murdered by beheading, burns, electrocution, stabbing, bullet wounds, dismemberment, and the ultimate death chop. Then you are pulled back out of the earth of Death's graveyard and killed a second time. But fear not I put you back in symmetrically, though a tiny stump of a body all that remains of you.

You go skydiving, your shoot doesn't work, you land in a tightrope net, then accidentally step off into a deep lake, where you hit your head on a rock. Then getting out, you die of several strokes and a heart attack because you wee so amazed that you are a live you jumped around and got too worked up

One day you are walking down some stairs and fall. You survive but you have sustained some minor bruises. As you continue your day you avoid many disastrous situations, but just by a hair. At the end of the day you realize that you have avoided; four car crashes, three falls of a cliff, one Pat Buchanan, seven terrorist plots, and finally a near accident with a Chipotle. You have finally arrived back home and lay down on your bed. You have a thundering headache too. You toss a pillow up to feel the cool side of it, but when it lands on your head, you die. I suppose I should have mentioned that the fall down the stairs, left you with a horrendous concussion. It really wouldn't have taken much force to your head to finish you off, and some how you made it through the day.

I took notice of you and that was all that's needed.

In that case you looked in a mirror and it killed you, because you're features were not symmetrical.

You were abducted by aliens and used for experiments until your body could no longer take it.

Hmmmm, as a writer who has dabbled in horror stories I can make a nightmarish account of pain and torture in detail that would make anyone but a gore junkie gag. However, that might break a rule I am unaware of.

So I shall say something generic:

You played with the bull, and he gave you a high five to the face.

You're girlfriend beheaded you after you broke up with her.

(it's very important, does this happen with a battle axe or a butter knife, I want to know what kind of ghost would be made.)

You attempted to have a conversation with the worlds most boring person on earth for 10 minutes.

(Battle axe. Always a battle axe.)

You traveled back in time and appeared in the middle of the ocean. Luckily a boat rescued you, it was the titanic.

The trigger on the guns in your avvie are pulled.

There was a horse. It was mating season. The end.

You fell up and eventually went into space and died of loneliness.

You tripped into a lake of piranhas.

You walked through the wrong side of town.