"Kill" the person above you!

You were struck by lightning.

You sung memes at an old lady for an entire day. (guess what killed you)

(the old lady.)

You peed on an electric fence.

A certain person who only spoke in poetry lines pushed you into said electrical fence- after smacking you in the face with a book of poetical KNOWLEDGE. (how was that o.o? lol, Death by Poetical Psychopath XD)

You spent a day living inside a Math textbook, eventually went insane and committed suicide by stabbing yourself with a poor, unsuspecting quadratic formula. Said quadratic formula also died of horror.

Rest in Peace, Quads. We're going to miss you.

Spoiler

Bleargh. As if.

You discovered the truth of Morgan Freeman, your mind simply could not take it.

The zombie apocalypse happened. Surprisingly you survived, but could not take the solitude (and the fact that there was no power).

You not because of a heartattack because you watched anime nonstop for three days, but because you didn't even realize that that a burglar came into your house and chopped your head off (not too gruesome, right?)

You saw a butterfly and chased it- ........Right off of a cliff. Only to get run through by a flying Unicorn Pegasus that had contracted mad cow disease.

You sacrificed yourself to save the world, or at least that is what your mind made up when you OD'd.

You turned into a Pikachu flying in the sky, realized that Pikachu can't fly and fell to your doom. DUN DUN DUN.

You fell asleep in your bubble bath. You sank inside and almost drowned however by some miracle you woke up and pulled yourself out. Problem was, you were so excited to get out that you didn't wipe your feet so you slipped and hit your head instead. Thus dying.

You were forced to eat a brain with Bovine spongiform encephalopathy, those proteins were tasty.

Your worst nightmare comes to life- I actually FOUND WHERE YOU LIVE o.o (the rest can be inferred, guess how you died? XD)

(But everyone runs away in fear of me, so clearly 6 Atomic Bombs, at the same time)

You didn't watch the movie Dr.Strangelove, and because of that never learned how to sing dragons to sleep when one attacked.