Hello. I am Sally, the cat. I hang around the house all day and do nothing except be petted by my servants and make them change my kitty litter. In this book, I will guide you through every useless, boring detail of my life.
"Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world." - G. B. Shaw Lynlyn's Magical Critique Emporium - request a review here.
On Monday, I woke up, put on my clothes, and went to work. It was a nice day because I was able to be very productive. I might get a raise. You know what, I love cheese-puffs. They're the best mass-produced foodstuff ever invented. Do you know why? It's because...
I am warning you beforehand that the protagonist is a Mary Sue, the plot is exceedingly boring, and you will probably drool on and mangle this book before long.
"It's my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."
Open wide, said the transvestite hooker, I've got a big gooey long one coming up--nice and steamy-- just like you like em.
actullay i dont think thats a bad one ata ll.. im gonna use it on my next novel.. watch out of it.. ill title it.. the poop of a transvestite named bob.
Some people are hourglass shaped, some people are apple shaped, some people are pear shaped, some people are even bean pole shaped, but if we’re not careful we all become banana shaped. This is your gentle posture reminder. — Ranger
