Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

'And so begins the story about a boy who dies at the end of this book.'

Salutations. I'm Gregory, and I LOVE math. This book is going to examine the distence formula to every unnessesary detail and waste many hours of your time.

Tim-Tim, the pet giraffe, was about to eat the little boy's peanut, when some UFOs flew down from the sky and killed everything within 500 kilometers.

'Did you know that's your reading a extremely boring book?'

*Hey guys did you notice that most of our wost lines could be made into great stories?*

It was a dark and stormy night....

*I rest my case*

Once upon a time a horrible purple hippo jumped into the opening....

The end.

Once upon a time this book ended.

Robbing the bank had been a good idea at the time; but like communism, it seemed far harder a plan to implement than formulate.

He galluped speedily; although he didn't posssesivly own a horse; he masterfully stole one.

One day these kids were messing around in this old man's yard.

It all began when Megan seated on the seat on a castle full of ghosts.


Wait is that bad in a good sort of bad way??

There is an ending and a beginning to every story, and sadly for you this is only the beginning as there is a middle after it and even farther ahead is the end, but every story has to start somewhere, and why not here, at the beginning which, after all, "is the very best place to start" according to a singing nun who later marries a widowed man, and he has a lot of children who can all sing quite nicely in the movie called "The Sound of Music" which I saw recently in the last year, and it reminded me that every story has a beginning and an end and even a middle, so I thought to myself, "I'll just have to go write something," and that would be how this particular story came about in my head today.


How was that? Yeah, I know, it's long, but, hey, no one ever said there was a length, right? Oh, and I agree with Firestalker about the worst lines making great ideas-I've already got a couple! Hooray for bad sentence starters! lol

At last someone agrees.

DO NOT READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARDS......................................... I warned you now you will have to endure 345 pages of the word 'E' in simple form. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......


*and on and on*

sorry for the caps

Sarah watched fully entranced as the fresh coat of paint lowly hardened in the morning sun, would this be the end of the green walls she came to know and love or would the everlasting love in the paint's heart shine through the new coat of black.