Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

"Did you hear what I heard?"

The Oxford Dictionary.

The dictionary of blank pages starts here.

If you opened this book at the bookshop, I applaud you, you have likely just saved yourself $7.00.

When Cormack Banana O' Bananaman found out that he was in fact an accountant, he decided to take a nap.

There was this man who looked out this window, he got tired.

In Lacan's thesis of human sexuality...

Once upon a time, my teddy bear fell out of a window. And died. I cried, and blew up the building. I hate my life.

YWS was killed by the book.

Nobody understands me, I'm all alone in a horrible world.


haha, whiny much?

Life is death.

once upon a time, there was a rainbowed colored goat named Harley, and then... um... he died The END!!

((thank you for wasting the last two minutes reading this))

Do Not Read This, as you are not heeding my warning and reading this i have to say that the unspeakable is about to happen, Yes that is it, Its happenening soooooooooooooooo, your time has helped us, Thank you for wasting the last 1 and a half minutes reading this, The END.


(Thanks for the idea October Girl)*Sorry for being a copy cat though*

Once upon a stop sign there lived an old woman with blue hair who spent her surplus amount of free time hugging herself. Then a stuffed elephant fell down the stairs, broke it's arm, and decided that sleeping was a waste of it's time. In conclusion, the walnut fell in love with a nutcracker and they all lived happily ever after.

Sorry to post twice, but I just thought of another one!

Did you know that you are reading a book? I bet you didn't. This book is about what NOT to do. For starters, do not eat paper. You could choke. And die. And then you would no longer be living. Also, do not touch fire, because you will be at serious risk of being burned. And then you would be in pain. And then you may or may not ever touch fire again.

That was kind of long and stupid but I'm really bored!