Hello. I am Sally, the cat. I hang around the house all day and do nothing except be petted by my servants and make them change my kitty litter. In this book, I will guide you through every useless, boring detail of my life.
"Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world." - G. B. Shaw Lynlyn's Magical Critique Emporium - request a review here.
On Monday, I woke up, put on my clothes, and went to work. It was a nice day because I was able to be very productive. I might get a raise. You know what, I love cheese-puffs. They're the best mass-produced foodstuff ever invented. Do you know why? It's because...
I am warning you beforehand that the protagonist is a Mary Sue, the plot is exceedingly boring, and you will probably drool on and mangle this book before long.
"It's my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."
Open wide, said the transvestite hooker, I've got a big gooey long one coming up--nice and steamy-- just like you like em.
actullay i dont think thats a bad one ata ll.. im gonna use it on my next novel.. watch out of it.. ill title it.. the poop of a transvestite named bob.
