Young Writers Society

You can join the invasion at any time.

In 2006, the Young Writers Society launched an ultimately unsuccessful attack on the Russian homeland. Needless to say, the unsuccessful attack failed. Our SPEW commando team was obliterated, and our main force wandered around the Ural Mountain region. The mods just couldn't find Russia on a map.

Five years later, though, I am proud to announce our invasion plans once again. The strategy is laid out below:


We will be ignoring the Russian outpost of Kaliningrad and instead focus our forces on occupying the cities of St. Petersburg, Moscow, and Rostov. The Southern Forces will prevent any movement of troops into and out of Siberia, and the Eastern Front will blockade any shipment of arms through the port of Vladivostok.

Should you choose to participate in the invasion, please begin by posting your warrior profile, including your name, rank, specialty, and favorite color. We will gladly accept organizations of warriors. Keep in mind that we live in an odd universe where anything is possible through science.

Your mission is clear: to invade Russia!

Yes General Nate!

My warrior Profile:
Name: Ahmadblues a.k.a. Mac
Rank: Sergeant, although I would like to be promoted
Speciality: Detonating Bombs and operating equipment such as helicopters. I am also very capable of flooding the Russian Homeland with words and if necessary, to demolish the Ural Mountains.... with rolling pins.
Favourite Colour: Lime Green

When shall our invasion begin?

Mac

Oh Nate. I seriously love you man. Don't ever change, really <3

Name: Kitty15/ Heather/ Sabre
Rank: Captain but sometimes acts as General when required
Speciality: Communications and big, shiny guns
Favourite Colour: Violet or green
Allegiances: SPEW and the CRA
Place on Field: Leading a sub-division of the main attack

Name: Hannah
Rank: ~*~Gladmiral~*~
Specialty: The Korean peninsula
Favorite color: Turquoise
Location: Eastern Front

Sounds like fun!
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Name: Jae
Rank: Specialist
Speciality: Espionage (Spying)
Appearance: Strawberry blonde shoulder blade length hair, pale skin, freckles, blue-green eyes, 145cm tall, thin and toned.
Favourite Colour: Turquoise Alabaster
Bio: A 13 year old ex-author who went through a time machine in the year 2006 and somehow managed to get to 2011. There, she decided to become a spy for Russia. Since Russia epicly fails, she decided to join the army of YWS in the hopes to drop a piano on Dr. Sneiderbom after he tried to genetically engineer her in Russia. Jae is a computer geek and a black belt in karate. She enjoys music and is often caught snoozing on the job. Her weaknesses are chocolate, pie, 80's music, and nuclear bombs. She is also afraid of the word chalk due to a traumatic experience in school. She is know to be mentally unstable.
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Name: Stella Thomas
Rank: Captain of the Seamstress Corps.
Speciality:Dress Making
Favourite colour: TARDIS blue.

Name:Homeless Porcupine/Spike
Rank: Lieutenant in charge of Blinding Enemy With Pointy Objects Operations (BEWPOO)
Allegiance(s): Member of the League of Extraordinary Mammals bent on conquering the world (LEM)
Specialty: Distraction
Favorite Color: Purpley Orange/Orangey Purple

Private tr3x reporting for duty.

Name: Rex (tr3x)
Rank: Scout/Field Medic
Specialty: Tracking and following enemy troops. Discrete infiltration into enemy territory. Field medicine.
Hue of choice: Black
Appearance: Small and lithe. Black hair. Nepalese origins.

More recruits are necessary before we begin the invasion! YWSers, do your duty and sign-up!

Reporting for duty, sir!

Name: Skorpionne (Codenames Skorp, Pionne, and Pi)
Rank: Captain of the Chatspeak Assassins
Speciality: Epic Ninja Moves
Favourite Colour: Viridian (Which is a shade of bluey-green)
Place on Field: Main Attack

Name: Lumi Er(r)e
Rank: Captain of Baked Goods
Speciality: Baking/Speaking in a Ridiculous French Accent (RFA)/Yodeling
Favourite colour: Pikachu Yellow

Name: Celtica Noir. (Just call me Celty/Noir/Celtica/Whatever)
Rank: Captain of the Imaginary and the Potato Peeling Units.
Specialization: Peeling potatoes and creating weird stuff that barely (rarely) work. Also has odd magical powers.
Favorite Colour: Forest green.
Personality: Celtica tends to live in a fantasy world in her head that she rarely comes out of. (Literally.) Which is probably why when she does comes out, she is usually peeling potatoes for her inept work. She is half-insane - again, literally. Don't point this out to her or someone (not necessarily you) will have their head bashed in. And that thing about calling her Whatever...don't take it seriously.

Name: Kitri Ivanova
Rank: Mercenary
Specialization: Femme Fatale for hire, Counter Intelligence, Propaganda, "The Honey Pot".
Favourite Colour: Blood Red, my dear.
Personality: Russian Sophisticate, charmer of the elite social circle, dripping with diamonds and poured into slinky slinky dresses. Ruthless, Enigmatic, Erratic, Possibly Duplicitous, Passionate and Icy. Has a secret love of frolicking, and cupcakes, which no one must ever, ever know.

Name: Emoh
Rank: Leader of the Unicorn Brigade
Speciality: Preparing unicorns and riders for battle.
Favorite colour: That awkward one that you cant tell if its yellow, pink or white. You know the one, It's in many ugly wallpapers.

Master Yoda
Jedi Master of the highest order
The force and hydrogen bombs
Green obviously.

Code name: John Smith.

EDIT: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I am so not a Russian spy.