YWS Invades Russia

Name: Arris
Rank: Special Agent
Specialization: Close combat, concealed weapons.
Favourite Colour: Maroon

Name: Genisi Petrovichi codename Rose
Rank: Captain
Specialisation: Interrogation and espionage
Favourite Colour: Dark Red
Location: Eastern Front
Cover: Secretary born in Vladivostok, recently returned from holidaying with distant cousins in Australia.

Name: Charlie II, Charlie, Charliezard
Rank: Private
Speciality: PUN-slinger
Favourite Colour: Nondescript Grey
Allegiances: YWS
Place on Field: Western Front

Fellow warriors, I wish to share with you what we are up against:


We must begin invasion now. How shall we proceed?

I propose that we first divide troops into three groups, then appoint leaders.

And we're not up against that woman specifically, are we? *Gulp*

Name: Bill Nye
Rank: Bill Nye
Speciality: Bill Bye
Favourite Colour: SCIENCE (aka periwinkle)
Allegiances: Bill Nye
Place on Field: Omnipresent

edit: you cannot keep Bill Nye from this.

I propose that we cut down all the trees in Russia and burn them. Yes, you heard me, set those things on fire! I do not want to leave them any weapons like that.

I propose our Southern Forces move directly toward Irkutsk, using this as a central point for their defence. Taking the city as a hold will give them a strong base. The Eastern Forces will want to be moving into Vladivostok and setting up base. I’d suggest they keep at least a small contingent along the coast to waylay any smaller ships coming in. The capture of small ships will make the port easier to patrol.

Also the tree thing. They're clearly effective tanks. And replenishible with a speed one cannot find in metal work.

I propose our Southern Forces move directly toward Irkutsk, using this as a central point for their defence. Taking the city as a hold will give them a strong base. The Eastern Forces will want to be moving into Vladivostok and setting up base. I’d suggest they keep at least a small contingent along the coast to waylay any smaller ships coming in. The capture of small ships will make the port easier to patrol.

Also the tree thing. They're clearly effective tanks. And replenishible with a speed one cannot find in metal work.

I propose that a special task force infiltrate the Russian high command and find out the location of these trees, which should be our primary objective. The secondary will be to pilfer the entire Russian nuclear arsenal by secreting it on our persons. We're going to need some bigger bras.

General Nate, I say that we divide into four groups, one on the east, one on the south, one on the main front and one who will pose as 'tourists' in Moscow, taking photographs until we reveal ourselves and destroy their army bases. Once that's done, we can start rolling out the Ural Mountains with rolling pins...

Russia doesn't look so big now on that little map. We can take it!

All we need to do, really, is start advancing on all fronts and just meet in the middle, right? And we could use those seemingly abundant giant logs to build a great big wooden hor-- err... I mean --great big wooden monkey to hide inside and bypass any city walls we come across.

Name: Marcus
Rank: Marshal
Specialty: Big things that go BOOM!, smaller things that make a softer boom and fill people with lead, And Giant things that make a giant BOOM! and obliterate life instantly within about a 50 foot radius.
Favorite color: purple.

I don't think the trees are the problem. It's the ridiculously strong Russian women. The Seamstress Corps proposes making them such pretty dresses that they refuse to lift the tree trunks in case of dirtying them.

I also think cutting down the trees and using a wooden monkey as a way of infiltrating the great city of Vladivostok is a cunning plan. As is the positioning of "harmless" tourists in Moscow and St Petersburg.

I propose that we first focus our forces on capturing the easily defensible Kamchatka, then use this as a base for our attack.