Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but you wish for something stupid.

I wish I had a pet tiger named Hobbes.

Granted, but he eats you.

I wish I got to keep my school laptop.

Granted, but it crashes the day after its given to you and you lose all of your work.

I wish I could finish writing my book.

Granted, but you get eaten by a flying sausage the exact moment after.


I wish I was a good writer.

Granted, but no one reads your works.

I wish cats really had nine lives.

Granted but now they don't land on there feet and die all the time

I wish I could visit Europe

Granted. You have one hour.

I wish I could get on a normal sleep schedule.

Granted but you can never stay up late or sleep in again

I wish pigs could fly

Granted but with this new ability, they decide that they are superior to humans and decide to overtake the world.


I wish it wasn't so cold here...

Granted. Your bike is on fire. The ground is on fire. Your mom is on fire. You are on fire. Everything is on fire. Your local pyromaniac is having a field day.

I wish I could wish a smart wish.

Granted, but your wishes are still outsmarted.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you are transported to such a small world that it's pointless to fly anywhere.

I wish I could have more free time.

Granted, but you're paralyzed for life and can't do anything. (WHY)

I wish I could have 5 dogs instead of 1.

Granted, but all of them die in about 24 hours.

I wish to be over the rainbow.

Granted, but now you can never return.

I wish for it to be Friday already.