Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but your magnificent style depresses and throws aside many aspiring writers, and soon you are the only writer in the world, and the art of writing quickly dies.

I wish I could go to Nationals.

Granted, but you go to clean clogged toilets, and never see any of the fun stuff.

I wish I got better grades in School.

Granted but everyone accuses you of cheating.

I wish I had enough money for a car.

Granted, but you can't use it for a vehicle of any sort.

I wish I viewed time all at once.

Granted, but it's too much for your human brain to handle and you explode.

I wish I had an avatar like yours <3 C&H

Granted, but Hobbes has a rip in his tums.

I wish I had a potato pancake.

Granted but it's burned.

I wish my hair was long enough that it touched my butt

Granted, but then it gets caught on everything and pretty soon half your scalp is bald.

I wish someone would make me a hamburger

@rosette

Granted, but instead of beef it's made of turkey.

I wish my eyes weren't bothered by the pollen.

@RubyRed - sorry!

Granted! But they're bothered by everything else.

I wish I could write poetry.

@rosette sokay ....

Granted but you cant share it with anyone.

I wish I knew how to speak Spanish well enough that I didn't have to study for my exams in it.

Granted, but your exams are for french.

I summer vacation started now.

Granted, but it ends super early and you have to start school again in a week.

I wish that November was sooner.

Granted, but it's the final month you will exist. On November 30th at 11:59 PM a nearby star goes supernova, and vaporizes our solar system and everything in it.


I wish I had some covfefe.

Granted, but Donald Trump steals it.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish.