Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted, the meatbuns were flat as pancakes.

I wish I could fly
always daydreaming, always clumsy




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Granted, but you collide with a plane in midair.
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granted you become nothingness~

I wish for sweat cat burglar powers




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Granted, but you can only steal things you hate.

I wish I never forget to wish a wish on this thread again.
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Granted, everybody corrupts your wish.

I wish I could move as fast as the speed of light.
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Granted, but you're arrested for speeding.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.
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Granted, but you're surrounded by people who try to kill you whenever you're not around them.

I wish I had the magic to de-corrupt wishes.
"Why do I need money to live? Can't I just, like, photosynthesize or something?"




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Granted, but you can only de-corrupt wishes of people you hate.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated on my homework.
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Granted, but you now procrastinate with everything else.

I wish I was done with school for the year.
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Granted! But you can't go home, either.

I wish I could imagine fake things into reality.
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Granted but all the things that you grant into reality you have to replace with a necessary and already existing thing.

I wish I didn't have to deal with acne.
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Granted, but then you had an extreme breakout.

I wish my dog wouldn't stink.
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Granted, but then your dog barks forever.
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you don't have a wish!

I wish I could have a long talk with D.S.
On earth I long to be like Him




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Granted but D.S. doesn't like you the whole time.

I wish my phone could never break in any way.
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Grief, I’ve learned, is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go.
— Jamie Anderson