Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted! But the Disney princess turns out to be Pocahontas and she dies of smallpox brought by the English a year after you are married.

I wish I had all the money I would ever need.

Granted but it all gets eaten by your dog. (I don't care if you don't have a dog. Just go with it, alright?)

I wish I was better at math.

Granted! But then your brain explodes from all those equations and you die.


I wish I could have redhead children. *heeheehee*

Granted, your children all have bright red skin.

I wish for a fish.

Granted, but it gets eaten by an osprey right after you get it.

I wish I could write better.

(MY PRECIOUS!)

Granted, a famous author possesses you, and takes over your life.

What's your wish, @MeatBunCat? And are you referring to the Hobbit/the Lord of the Rings' Gollum/Smeagol with the precious comment?

oh, forgot! (Yes it was a reference)

I wish I knew all human languages.

Granted but it allows you to understand human nature and your life is never the same again

I wish to be able to hold my breath for 5 mins

Granted, you are now so bad at holding your breath, that you faint instantly. Underwater that means you can hold your breath for five minutes easily!

So dark

I wish I could draw

Granted, but you can only draw Looney Tunes cartoons.

I wish that there was more rain.

Granted, but the rain never stops and eventually humankind has to resort to living on boats.

I wish I didn't feel so sick.

Granted, but then you can't feel anything for the rest of your life
I wish I wasn't socially awkward

Granted, but instead you are so socially great you are really well-known and can't get to the store because of the crowds of people.

I wish I had a tape measure.

Granted, you have a vcr tape that talks about measurements!

I wish I could fly